Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“alright! The host is willing to help you fulfill your wish, why don’t you come with us?”

The police officers present gave Gu Fei a thumbs up and praised him, you are really helpful!

“No! can not be like this! Director Guo roared at Gu Fei:”You can’t destroy my art!””

However, no matter how much Director Guo begged, the police dragged him away.

After Director Guo was taken away, it was Ling Shasha’s turn.

“I want to hire a lawyer! There shouldn’t be so much money in my account. It’s really not my doing!”

“Stop talking nonsense. If you have anything to say, you can talk about it in court!”

Originally it was less than 800,000, but because of the Golden Eye live broadcast, netizens all donated money.

Good guy, it suddenly reached more than 27 million!

The amount is extremely huge!

The impact is extremely bad!

It might have only taken ten years, but it suddenly turned into ten years Get started, no deadline!

“Ha ha ha ha! GoldenEye is really a trap! This time, the liar Ling Shasha was deceived!”

“Our charity money will make the police very busy now!”

Comparing the accounts and then returning them one by one, it’s a huge workload.

In the end, the scammer had nothing and had to go to jail!

After the two were taken away, it was Xiaoguai’s aunt’s turn.

“Comrade, how serious is my sister’s condition?”

The little dear mother is still worried about her sister. She was confused for a moment and fell into the eyes of money.

And she didn’t get a penny in three months, so she was tricked!

“Nothing serious! The policeman consoled him, saying,”She is an accessory to the crime, and she did not receive any stolen money, and all she does is do odd jobs.” The main thing is to explain clearly and show the performance of making meritorious service!”

The law will give everyone a fair verdict!

Usually, the spoils of gang fraud are unevenly distributed, and those who do not get the money are often unimportant people.

In joint crimes, sub-04 or auxiliary accomplices will be given lighter punishments, reduced or even exempted. punishment

“Don’t worry, the sentence will be lighter.”

Seeing that my aunt was about to be taken away, Xiaoguai went up and tugged on her skirt, reluctant to let go.

“Auntie, wuwu, auntie, don’t leave”

“Be obedient!”My aunt’s eyes were red,” don’t imitate me, you know what, from now on, listen to your mother!”

“Um. Xiaoguai nodded,”Auntie, if you make a mistake this time, it will be fine if you get a spanking, right?””

Children’s words are unbridled, netizens are speechless……

“It seems that Xiaoguai is often educated by his mother at home, and he understands it deeply.”

“Ha ha ha ha! This kid makes me laugh! Xiaoguai is so cute!”

“Hugs from my cute little sister!”

“Great, everyone has a happy ending, my tears were shed in vain!”

“I’m so sad that I can’t help but feel like a river. You’re going to show me this at the end? The golden eye of the sand sculpture, please pay for my tears!”

After the incident came to an end, Gu Fei accompanied Xiao Guai back to the hospital.

“It’s time to bring Xiaoguai’s life diary to a successful conclusion.”

Is Director Guo’s tear-jerking plot suitable for GoldenEye? It

‘s not suitable at all!

What GoldenEye wants is to be funny!

It’s joy! Fuck art!”

“For a moment, follow this script.”

In just ten minutes, Gu Fei created a script.

Looking at the script, the doctors, nurses, and Tang Yishu who cooperated with the performance did not say a word.

Even a policeman who came specially to perform as a guest performer was also thinking

“What’s wrong? Gu Fei asked,”It’s a very simple script. It will be done in a moment.””

“Wouldn’t it be a bit cruel?”

“Fei Ge, is this script a bit too real?”

Twenty minutes later, the filming of the script directed by Gu Fei started.

It was simple and easy to complete with a mobile phone.

Xiao Guai, the best actress, finished it in one go!

In the end, Gu Fei paid 100 yuan out of his own pocket to reward Xiao Guai , wrapped in a red envelope.

With such good acting skills, red envelopes must be given out!

“have a look! Brother Fei, this is called making videos! Finally, I gave Xiaoguai a 100-yuan red envelope, haha!”

“Oops, look at how happy this little girl is, so I can make so much money?”

“Brother Fei is very generous, unlike Director Guo, who was a stingy guy who cheated me with 10 yuan!”

After completing the filming part of Xiaoguai, Gu Fei ended today’s Golden Eye live broadcast.

“See you all tomorrow! Gu Fei said goodbye,”Xiao Guai’s life diary is about to have a perfect ending!””

Back at the local hotel in Shuangfei City, Gu Fei edited today’s live broadcast material for Xiaoguai’s life diary.

“This part needs to be edited, this part needs dubbing, and there needs to be some cutscenes.”

After working for more than an hour, Gu Fei finished the basic video to be uploaded tomorrow.

Early the next morning, Gu Fei called Tang Yishu and invited him to do the dubbing

“Are your old skills still there?”

When Tang Yishu was in the School of Communication, he was the top leader in the broadcasting department and was good at all kinds of dubbing, especially imitation.

“no problem!”

This time, Gu Fei asked her to imitate the voice of the little good mother in the diary.

Half an hour later, the post-production of the video was completed.

The last diary entry was uploaded!

Perfect ending!

“It’s time to visit the prison.”

After lunch, Gu Fei and the GoldenEye program team went to Shuangfei Police Station

“welcome!”

The police immediately led Gu Fei to see Director Guo

“Director Guo.”

When Gu Fei saw the other person, he immediately took out his mobile phone and showed him the end of Xiaoguai’s life diary.

The last diary entry, the plot was very real.

At the beginning of the video, there was darkness.

Then, Xiaoguai opened his eyes and saw Mother in front of me

“Mother! Xiaoguai hugged her mother and said sadly,”Mom, am I okay?””

“Good baby, it’s okay!”This was dubbed by Tang Yishu in the later period, and it was full of emotion.

At this time, a comrade from the police came up to salute

“Hello, Xiaoguai has been successfully rescued by us!”

“Please rest assured that the big bad guy who took advantage of Xiaoguai has been successfully arrested by our police!”

Very positive energy, determined to fight the bad guys to the end.

The plot is like this. In order to defraud money, the bad guys directed and acted in a play.

They deceived the children and asked Xiao Guai to act as a terminally ill child to gain sympathy.

He fabricated Xiao Guai’s life diary on the Internet. , moved netizens.

The day before the end of the diary, the bad guy held a celebration party.

But it was too ostentatious on the road, which aroused the suspicion of the police

“Why didn’t Xiaoguai come? Go and bring her!”(To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Then the little boy was taken away by the bad guy!

Fortunately, the police uncle arrived in time and shattered the bad guy’s plan.

Finally, the bad guy was caught.

It turned out that the little boy was not sick. , are all performances by bad people!

Bah! [] is really cheating.

The little angel will always stay in the world, everyone can rest assured.

It is a replica of the real situation.

It is so positive!

“Hey, let me go, Brother Fei is really good at filming, Director Guo wanted to kill someone when he saw it!”

“It was so tear-jerking at the beginning, but I was caught off guard in the end and it was so real, haha! Heartbreaking”

“Tragedy makes people remember deeply, comedy makes people laugh out loud! Haha, of course GoldenEye is a comedy!”

“Xiaoguai’s life diary will go down in history because of this ending! So weird……”

At the end of this upload, Gu Fei thought it was okay.

I just won’t let your tragedy succeed and have a happy ending, which will make you mad!

After seeing the finale of Xiaoguai’s Life Diary, Director Guo’s eyes were dull and he lost his fighting spirit.

“My art, my masterpiece! What art do you know? It’s all ruined! It’s all ruined by you!”

Director Guo, completely collapsed.

This is a liar with artistic pursuits, but it’s a pity that he went in the wrong direction.

“If your art refers to deceiving people, then I really don’t understand. Gu Fei looked at Director Guo and finally said,”Art should have multiple forms of expression, but it must never include deception!”

Director Guo was still roaring:”Tragic endings only last long and are deeply remembered!” I don’t accept your ending!”

“As long as the audience likes it.”Gu Fei continued to stab Director Guo in the back, stabbing him with a knife,”Xiao Guai should have a comedy ending. As for the tragic ending, leave it to yourself.”

Applause!

It is indeed a positive people’s livelihood program Golden Eye!”

“This charity plot is like a roller coaster. The roller coaster at least knows what is ahead, but the Golden Eye does not reach the end and has no idea what is there!

“This little girl Xiaoguai made me cry so hard, and also made me laugh so hard, hahahaha!”

“I am very happy that the final ending is like this. It is indeed a weird and funny show!”

“Golden eye positive energy? It’s always crooked! I believe you!”

After leaving Director Guo’s detention area, several police comrades came up to report

“We kept tabulating the data on this donation overnight. There were too many.……”

“Please rest assured that we will count all the money one by one and return it to caring people!”

We can’t let everyone who shows love feel cold.

“Thanks for your hard work.”

Gu Fei came to the lobby of Shuangfei Police Station to bring this issue of Golden Eye to a perfect end.

“The fake Xiaoguai’s life diary is full of bad people’s evil intentions”

“This charity relay unites us”

“Everyone never gave up, even though the ending was a bit ugly”

“We have traveled thousands of miles, thank you for having me!”

A sentence-by-sentence summary, inspiring.

This literary talent would have been wasted if I didn’t go to the Tang Dynasty and publish hundreds of poems.

The barrage was full of cheers, and the whole screen was full of 666

“You can always trust Phineas, that rhymes! Such literary talent!”

“Cowhide! Brother Fei is indeed a leader in the contemporary literary world!”

“Idol! In the end, I didn’t forget to complain that the ending was a bit silly, haha.”

187 Who would have thought that Xiaoguai would end up like this?

This girl is indeed a bit naughty

“We have traveled thousands of miles, thank you for having me! The brothers in this live broadcast room are awesome!”

“Charity and positive energy can turn everything over, and it is worthy of the magical golden eye. By the way, the guy who said he overturned his car and ate a ton of shit last time is here!”

“Although the illness is fake, everyone’s love is real!”

You traveled across thousands of mountains and rivers to help a terminally ill little girl. In the end, you helped a little girl, and you also did a lot of weird things.

As expected of you, Golden Eye!”

“Paying attention to people’s livelihood means focusing on hot topics. This ends this issue of”Golden Eye”. See you in the next issue!”

The live broadcast is over!

It’s time to go back to Xihang to deal with another important matter.

Patriotism is not a business! There is no room for impurities!

Anyone who bluffs and deceives under the banner of patriotism will be cast aside.

“Zuo Zechen, and the capital behind you, it’s your turn to pay the price.”

The real bloody storm is coming!

The sea before the storm was calm.

…………

Seeing the camera lens of the GoldenEye program turned off, Tang Yishu laughed and said:”GoldenEye 666, it can even overturn, but it happens again and again!”

“got used to.”

Gu Fei is calm, hosting the GoldenEye program, he can’t do it without a big heart.

“What are your plans after returning to China?”

Tang Yishu is an excellent broadcaster and host, so he is not afraid of finding a job.

“Let’s relax for a few months and talk about work next year.”Tang Yishu put his hands on his back and stretched,”I am exhausted from studying abroad.

Looking at Gu Fei, Tang Yishu smiled and asked:”Old classmate, this time I finally see how extraordinary you are. The golden eye is really not something that ordinary people can control.””

“so far so good.”Gu Fei said to Tang Yishu and the others,”You go back first, I have something else to do. See you at the airport in two hours.”

“Know it.”

After Tang Yishu and others left, Gu Fei, accompanied by a policeman, went to the place where Ling Shasha was being held.

“How did you come! ?”

When Ling Shasha saw Gu Fei, it was like seeing an enemy.

She bared her teeth and bared her teeth!

If it weren’t for your deceptive golden eye, she wouldn’t be in such a miserable state!

“Let me give you a chance. Gu Fei asked calmly,”Ling Shasha, let me show you a way now.””

“Life or death, you choose!”.