Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“Good martial arts situation!”

The Shanghai police at the scene came over to salute

“Don’t worry, no one in Times Club can escape!”

Ding Jinwei, this old fox, has always had a lot of say in the Internet. He finally failed today.

But he is still playing cowardly

“Not urgent! The bosses and Gu Fei smiled and said,”

We can wait.””

The one who should be anxious is Editor Ding. It will be a torment even if he can’t get out.

Another two minutes passed and the scene was crowded with students. It was the first time for them to see these big guys in Kyoto.

The top leader of the police headquarters and several others were also The highest level person!

“Wu Ju is so handsome!”

A group of students were whispering below.

After a while, the voices of praise gradually grew louder.

“Wu Ju is so handsome!”

“Wuju we love you!”

This group of Fudan students no longer deal with Editor Ding and the Times. There is no need. They are gone.

Let’s just exaggerate and leave a good impression!”

“Hello, classmates.”

The people from the Wu Bureau waved to the students, so enthusiastically, these are the good young men of the new era!

“Shoot quickly!”

The shots of Golden Eye and Sheep Vision were immediately given to this group of lively students.

Such a good interaction cannot be missed.

As the voice of praising the handsomeness of the martial arts team became louder and louder, all the students and the masses also joined in the praising teach

“The martial arts situation is mighty and domineering! So handsome!”

The more he praised, the higher he got, which made Wu Ju himself embarrassed, so he whispered to a few people around him

“These children have learned to flatter before they have entered society?”

Forget it, it was a good shot!

The boss said not to take the shot, but he was very happy in his heart.

Not long after, the students’ praises stopped, because Editor Ding finally came out!

“Editor Ding, are you finally willing to give up?

Gu Fei stepped forward and asked,”Do you have an answer to the question I asked you in the live broadcast just now?””

“Please don’t believe Zuo Zechen’s lies. He framed me.”

I can’t escape, I can only continue my sophistry to the end.”

“Let me ask Editor Ding to answer: Why do the articles published by Times News always criticize our country’s development and construction?”

A heart-wrenching question

“Because, because. Editor Ding used all his brain cells to express his words, but couldn’t find the answer,”Because I think we can’t always have praise. Our era and this country also need criticism!””

It seems to make some sense.

“Why don’t you criticize foreign countries? Gu Fei asked back,”There are also many problems abroad.””

“I criticize my own country for the sake of better progress!”

As expected of the boss of the Times Society, his talkative skills are top-notch.

It’s a pity that when he met Gu Fei

“Editor Ding, what do you think counts as national progress?”

“A better life of course!”

“What you mean, I can understand, is that the Times Society’s criticism is to help the people get a better life, right?”

Okay, I, Gu Fei, am good at making lies.

“Forehead……”Editor Ding didn’t know how to answer.

Did not say?

I’ll answer directly!

“I understand what Editor Ding means. First, let me analyze how people’s lives can be better.”

“Of course, the income is higher and the living environment is better.”

“How to make people’s income higher and the environment better? Simple, develop the economy and increase the pace of urbanization”

“but! Times News and Editor Ding have been criticizing the country’s economic development and urbanization for causing environmental pollution and damaging the earth’s ecology through your articles!”

Gu Fei’s voice echoed through the sky.

“You keep saying that you want people to live a happy life, but you keep hindering people from achieving happiness?”

“Editor Ding, you are indeed very patriotic!”Gu Fei’s loud and clear voice spread into everyone’s heart,”But what you love is a foreign country!”

Stop pretending, you are a traitor in the new era! A public intellectual who collaborates with the enemy and treason is a sharp sword used to launch ideological wars abroad!

“Boom! Wow!”

There was an overwhelming round of applause!

“This is Brother Fei! This is the golden eye that always pays attention to the people!”

“You can always trust Fei Ge!”

GoldenEye is indeed a weird show, but it is unambiguous at the critical moment.

Ding Jinwei’s psychological defense has been further destroyed, but he still wants to struggle.

“Is our Times statement wrong? Editor Ding explained while wiping cold sweat,”Our rapid development has indeed had a huge impact on the environment!””

“If you look at our country through eyes with filters, you will certainly be wrong.���”

Gu Fei smiled and said:”Editor Ding, do you know which country has the fastest greening growth rate in the world?”

“Do you know which country has the most afforestation in the world?”

“Do you know which country has shut down the most polluting companies?”

“Sorry, it’s not a foreign country, it’s us.”

Who said we can only develop?

We have been protecting the environment, but you guys are selectively ignoring it.

Today’s netizens are becoming more and more difficult to deceive.

“Well said!”

The people in the Wu Bureau saw this and had the urge to help Yangshi attract people.

Would it be better for a young man like Gu Fei to go to Yangshi for development?

How about giving it a try?

We will talk about this later. Let’s talk about it first The traitor Ding Jinwei was dealt with.

Gu Fei’s speech once again received applause from the audience.

“Fei Ge did a great job! Down with the Times Society!”

“Ha ha! What a great ending to today! This trip was not in vain!”

After Editor Ding came out, the police surrounding the scene filed in and entered the headquarters of Times News Agency to investigate and arrest people.

Which of these people has crooked buttocks? Take them back for investigation first!

…………

“see it? These are our contemporary students!”

Wang Bing’er looked at the students from various colleges and universities on the scene and said,”Young people have a lot of potential!”

The camera moved from left to right, capturing young and confident faces.

Suddenly, the camera focused on the head of a student.

“what is that! ?”

Gu Fei also noticed the problem immediately and immediately asked Xiao Wang to focus the camera and give a close-up.

Fish-headed man!!?

Among the students, a male student wearing a fish-head mask suddenly appeared.

“Whoops!”

The fish-headed man also noticed that Sheep Vision and Golden Eye were taking pictures of him, and he immediately showed the potential for social awesomeness.

He waved his arms and made various POSS

“Yaoyaoqike is making trouble!”

My legs shook and I started to dance… (To read exciting novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Who taught you your kid’s social skills? Are you so exaggerated?

“……”

At this moment, the entire network went silent

“Ha ha ha ha! Come, come, there’s a weird one among the students!”[]

“Oh my gosh, this fish head mask is so fun. Is there any other style? I want to buy one and wear it.”

Yes!

Several boys around this student also took out masks from their pockets and put them on their heads.

They are members of the Fudan University dance club and usually like to perform…

So, all kinds of animals emerged from the water..

Fish-headed people, frog-headed people, Pikachu-headed people, kobolds, cat-headed people, etc.

“Ah this……”

Wu Ju saw the black lines appearing on his forehead. He just praised you college students as role models of the new era, and you started doing performance art, right?

You guys are wearing hoods, but it’s a shame the sun hasn’t set yet!

It scares the kids to death!

A surprising fish head appeared in the live broadcast, once again opening up the source of joy for netizens

“Hehe, as expected, it’s still Golden Eye. Look how good these students are at stealing the spotlight.”

“It’s over. As soon as the big guys from the Wu Bureau praised the students, the students became weird.”

After the fish-headed man took the lead, more strange things appeared among the students.

At this age, what happened to the second grade?

“Look, that’s the Iron Man helmet, what a cool guy!”

“The Ultraman mask is also here. Isn’t that Ultraman Tiga?”

Today, we have all become light!

The atmosphere at the scene is getting more and more lively, and the students are calling Gu Fei to interview the big guys from the Wu Bureau.

“Brother Fei, let’s interview the Wu Bureau”

“Wuju, can we take a photo together?”

The students’ voices were extremely loud, making it difficult for the Wu Bureau to refuse.

“Ahem, okay.”

I’m happy today. I, an old man, will have a good chat with you young people!

“Students, what do you want the host to interview me for?”

“Wu Bureau, may I ask how long the traitor will be imprisoned for? Facing Gu

Fei’s camera and microphone, Wu Ju said meaningfully:”Soon, go in and lie down, and your life will be over.”……”

“Wu Ju, what do you think of our performance today?”

This classmate actually asked for credit in public.

“OK!”Wu Ju clapped his hands and said,”~The performance of the students today is our biggest gain!”

There are so many outstanding students in Huaxia. In the future, we can safely leave it to you!

After receiving the affirmation from the Wu Bureau, the questions of this group of students gradually deviated from the topic.

“Wu Bureau, I would like to know if it is difficult to apply for the police examination now?”

“Not difficult!”Wu Ju answered into Gu Fei’s microphone,”Everyone is welcome to join our police brigade, assignments are guaranteed, and every day’s life will be full of excitement!”

We are recruiting people, you can come anytime you want!”

“Wu Bureau, does it really guarantee distribution?”

“certainly!”The boss patted his chest and promised,”As long as you come!”

“Assign a girlfriend? Some students began to boo,”If assigned, I will be the first to take the test!””

“right!”More single male students responded,”We want girlfriends!”

“……”

There seems to be something wrong with the style of painting.

“this……”Wu Ju smiled and said,”I, haha, I’ll fight for it.”

The content of the interview gradually turned into nonsense, and the students’ questions began to come up in all kinds of strange ways.

“Wuju, do you have a granddaughter? How old are you this year?”

Why do you want to ask this question? I won’t want a grandson-in-law like you!”

“Wu Ju, why are you so involved? Is there a lot of competitive pressure?”

In our industry, there is not much pressure to compete, but there is a lot of pressure to survive.

“Wu Bureau, are there many female police officers in the police station now?”

“When a policewoman goes to work, do she wear no makeup or make-up?”

What are they all!

A warrior even asked the confusion of many boys.

“Wu Bureau, is there a profession of yellow connoisseur in the police now? Specialized in combating pornography and illegal activities”

“……”Wu Ju was silent for a while and replied,”Yes, there is.……”

What the hell are these students?

“How much workload is there every day as a yellow connoisseur? Do you think I can apply?”

((Nuo Qian)”Ah this.”

Wu Ju glanced at Gu Fei, who was interviewing beside him, with confusion in his eyes.

Does the future of our country really have to be handed over to this group of students? terrible!

Wu Ju said: Can I take back what I said at the beginning?

“Hahaha, aren’t today’s students too courageous? Do you dare to ask such a question?”

“Oh my gosh, golden eyes are indeed full of weird things, for the warriors who ask questions���Palm!”

“Wu Bureau is the top leader of the police headquarters. Today he was educated by a group of students. Haha, I have nothing to say.”

Netizens can understand Wu Ju’s mood at the moment, cheating

“Ah this? There seems to be something seriously wrong with these teenagers!”

I can’t help but praise.

Young Hua Xia is so weird!

But this can be regarded as proof of close relationship, right?

Probably yes…

A few minutes later, the police took more than a dozen senior executives of the Times Society out. What awaited them was justice. trial

“Okay, classmates! It’s getting late, the matter has been resolved, please be safe on your way back!”The Wu Bureau felt a sense of relief, finally escaping from the clutches of these students.

One by one, they were so daring to ask!

I didn’t even dare to answer.

In the Golden Eye live broadcast, these students were letting themselves go!

I want to fly even more Gao!

Fly home quickly. Today’s matter is over.

Before Ding Jinwei was about to be taken away, Gu Fei asked one last question in public.

I’ll give you another blow.

“Editor Ding, this is the end of the matter. I hope you can confess later. This is your chance to reduce your sentence.”

“What are you confessing?”

“How many other people were involved in this?”.