Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“puff!”

The scene of a man in underpants suddenly appearing in the closet made Director Zhao spit out a mouthful of tea.

Damn, the plot is different from the promised one.

I almost have a heart attack because you scared me!

Everyone in the live broadcast room was shocked. I was stunned. I just said it was boring and not good-looking, but it immediately became explosive!

“What the hell? Cheating!”

A water friend with the online name”Duan Wangye” posted a barrage, which was liked 666 times by a group of netizens

“Haha, Prince Duan is here, welcome to Prince Duan!”

“What the hell? Cheating (ghost)! It makes me laugh so hard, you are worthy of being the first joker in our live broadcast room!”

After a few days of getting along, this water friend named Prince Duan has a high prestige. He posts jokes every day and is known as the number one joker in the live broadcast room.

“Hey, it’s really a train hitting a train – derailment!”

After Prince Duan arrived, another big shot surfaced. He kept talking all day long, and was respectfully called”Master Xie” by water friends, the master of”Xiehouyu”!

“Thanks to the southern section and the northern section! I didn’t expect to meet two experts at the same time in the live broadcast room!”

Prince Duan and Master Xie, the most popular people in the GoldenEye live broadcast room these two days

“Hahaha, fix the faucet? Can’t you find a better reason for stealing?”

“Mr. Zhu is miserable. No wonder Mrs. Zhu was so virtuous just now. It turns out there is a man hiding in the room!”

The sudden scene once again caused the popularity of the live broadcast room to skyrocket.

Netizens once again found a source of happiness, but the person involved, Mr. Zhu, was not happy.

“Why are you in my closet! explain!”

Mr. Zhu pressed forward step by step, and the fruit knife was almost on the opponent’s neck.

“Brother, things are not what you think. I am really here to repair the faucet!”

“right! He really came to fix the faucet!”

At this time, Mrs. Zhu finally appeared in the camera holding her 3-year-old son.

Seeing his son being carried by his wife, Mr. Zhu felt soft-hearted and put away the fruit knife.

“Husband, a misunderstanding! Mrs. Zhu cried sadly and tried her best to defend herself,”You know the faucet at home is broken. When you weren’t here, I went next door to ask Xiao Wang for help.””

“Xiao Wang was exercising at the time. After learning about the situation, he ran over in his underwear.”

“I was also helping out, so I was very tired and sweating profusely.”

Netizens didn’t believe a word of Mrs. Zhu’s excuse.

“Holy shit, what this cheating woman said makes so much sense, I’m speechless! It’s a pity that I don’t believe a single punctuation mark.”

“Only a devil would believe this!”

It’s fine for netizens to have a good time, but as the host, Gu Fei must restore the truth and give justice to the parties involved.

You said that Mr. Zhu is in such a miserable condition, so it’s unreasonable not to help.

Walking to Mrs. Zhu, Gu Fei held up a Microphone, sending out soul torture

“Mrs. Zhu, repairing the faucet is still a strenuous job? Tired you to the point of sweating?”

“of course.”Mrs. Zhu had no way to look back, so she chose a path and walked to the dark side.

“That’s it. Gu Fei glanced at Xiao Wang in the closet and said,”Today really opened my eyes. Nowadays, faucets are popularly installed in closets?””

“To repair a faucet, you have to go to the bedroom and into the closet to repair it.”

Soul torture from the host of GoldenEye.

When the show started, all the netizens were as excited as if they had been given blood.

“Brother Fei is awesome! Haha, the current decoration is so personalized? The faucet is installed directly in the closet?”

“I repaired the faucet and then repaired it to the bedroom wardrobe. Poof, it was over, the style of painting started to become abnormal again!”

“Live broadcast cheating, this topic is as hot as the last time my aunt cheated, it is worthy of the Golden Eye!”

Boom! Boom! Boom!

The explosion exploded again. All the good people in Douyin came after hearing the sound.

They all brought benches and sat down happily to eat melon.

…………

“Host, you misunderstood!”

Mrs. Zhu held her son in her arms and looked pitiful.

“We were really repairing the faucet, but found you here. There was no other way. In order to prevent my husband from misunderstanding, I could only let Xiao Wang hide in the bedroom closet.”

“You have also seen that Xiao Wang was in a hurry and put on a pair of underpants! I’m afraid my husband will think wrongly!”

What he said was clear-cut and well-founded.

When it came to underwear, Gu Fei asked Xiao Wang to focus the camera lens on key parts and even zoom in for close-ups.

“Mr. Wang. Gu Fei smiled and said to Xiao Wang in the closet,”I am 24 this year, my zodiac year, right?””

“ah! ?”Little Wang never expected that Gu Fei would ask such a ridiculous question,”Um, yes, he is 24 years old.”

“Then you are very particular about wearing those red pants to ward off evil spirits, right?”

“Yes, there is such a saying.”Xiao Wang was confused by Gu Fei’s question.

What kind of medicine is this host selling in the gourd?

After two consecutive questions, Gu Fei sped up his speech and asked the most critical question.

“Mr. Wang, these red pants of yours were given to you by Mrs. Zhu. You have good taste, am I right?”

After several questions in a row, Xiao Wang had completely entered Gu Fei’s rhythm. Without thinking, he opened his mouth and spoke directly

“right——”

“wrong!”

Halfway through the words, Xiao Wang was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat. He almost fell into the trap!

This host is so cunning and insidious. He dug a hole for him to jump into!

Fortunately, he discovered it in time and immediately changed his mind.

“Ah, host, what did you say?”Xiao Wang swallowed back half of the word and pretended to be confused,”Of course I buy my own clothes.”

However, the way Xiao Wang looked at Gu Fei changed.

How did the other party know that Mrs. Zhu gave him red underwear?

Although he didn’t say anything and asked Xiao Wang to admit it in person, Gu Fei had already seen the clues in the other party’s expression.

“You have your red panties and I have my cuckold.”

Hey, poor Mr. Zhu, who worked wholeheartedly for his family, ended up with the tragedy of his wife cheating on Xiao Wang next door!

Gu Fei’s weird questions and unique focus confused the eyes of tens of thousands of water friends.

“Brother Fei is so cool, everyone is concerned about cheating, but you are concerned about the red underpants they are wearing? Ha ha!”

“Oh my gosh, look at the cameraman’s soulful shot, he actually gave a close-up of the red pants, how bad it is!”

“Red pants and a cuckold, they are a perfect match. Is there any writer in the live broadcast room who can come out and recite a poem?”

“In terms of literary giants with golden eyes, Brother Fei is the only one. I still remember my aunt’s limerick, hehe.”

While laughing, Shuiyou also noticed Gu Fei’s strange question.

“I don’t understand. What’s the meaning of the questions Fei Ge asked? Why did I ask at the end if it was the red pants given by Mrs. Zhu?”

“How did Brother Fei know that Mrs. Zhu gave Xiao Wang a pair of red underwear?”

“Are there any brothers in the live broadcast room who can explain what Brother Fei means?”

After a while, a professional explanation appeared.

“Brothers, let me analyze for you the god-level operation just now. Our brother Fei has a ridiculously high IQ!”

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