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Chapter 060

“Well, that’s a good explanation.”

Officer Li said to Mr. Zheng:”Although your past is indeed worthy of sympathy, all you have encountered is… I don’t know how to comfort you.”

“However, this cannot be a reason for you to create a pyramid scheme and deceive others!”

“Don’t pass the blame to others! What you are like today is all your fault!”

Lowering his head, Mr. Zheng realized his mistake.

You can’t take this kind of guy with serious emotional mysophobia lightly.

People like them are very likely to do extraordinary things, such as revenge.

Just imagine, you All the girlfriends I dated before were like that. When you get rich, is it possible for you to secretly take revenge?

Take a breath, you guys were sorry for me before, don’t blame me for being ruthless!

In order to verify, Gu Fei asked:”Mr. Zheng, After you made money, have you ever investigated your ex-girlfriends, plus the eldest sister next door, and how they are doing now?”

In case of revenge behind the scenes, it will be a case within a case!

“No. Mr. Zheng denied,”Those women, just hearing their names makes me sick, let alone seeing them?””

“My neighbor’s sister, when I went back to the countryside, I heard from the old man that she got married early.”

As he spoke, Mr. Zheng laughed wildly:”Hahaha, I don’t know which green turtle married that woman. I laughed to death!”

“I also heard that the woman gave birth to a son, and I don’t know if it was the son of that unlucky husband, hahahaha!”

The terrifying laughter made the water friends’ hair stand on end.

This man was driven crazy by the shadow in his heart!

“Let me go, Mr. Zheng is a pervert and has severe mysophobia!”

“Why do honest people always get hurt? Teacher Xiaomei is still kind and doesn’t lie to honest people!”

The atmosphere at the scene was weird because of Mr. Zheng who was laughing crazily.

Who was going to take in this monster?

Suddenly, a pair of hands grabbed Mr. Zheng’s collar.

“The surname is Zheng! The fortune teller burst out with unprecedented strength and shouted,”Tell me, what is the name of your neighbor’s sister!””

The screen was filled with question marks. Netizens couldn’t understand why the fortune teller would ask such a question.

“she? Mr. Zheng’s face was distorted and he said with a ferocious smile,”I will never forget her name, Qiu Manni!””

When he heard this name, the fortune teller’s hands softened, and he collapsed on the chair like a stick that had lost its balance.

“Is it really her?”

The names and addresses all matched.

The fortune teller kept mumbling that his wife’s hometown is No. 16, Shiyuan Village, Shuixi Township, Xitou Town, Linyu County. She is really the neighbor’s eldest sister that Mr. Zheng mentioned!

Why? That’s it!

The uncharacteristic fortune teller made Mr. Zheng frown.

The world is too crazy, what happened again?

“oh!”Mr. Zheng quickly understood the whole story. That’s it,”Hahaha! It turns out you are the green turtle, I was laughing so hard, hahaha!”

“I kill you!”

The fortune teller rushed out like a spring and strangled Mr. Zheng’s neck with his handcuffed hands.

“stop!”

Officers Li and Officer Zhu stepped forward and pulled them apart.

But this incident has left a lingering feeling in the hearts of all the fans in the live broadcast room – a joke!

“No more, no more! The plot of GoldenEye is so weird! Can it still be like this?”

“Ha ha ha ha! The fortune teller’s wife is actually Mr. Zheng’s neighbor’s eldest sister when he was a child. Oh my, it’s fate.”

“Green green green! You two are really like brothers, with a green grassland above your head.”

Shocked!

Gu Fei was also stunned on the spot.

The top leaders of the police station and many policemen outside could not bear it any longer.

“Hahahaha!”

They held their stomachs and bent over with laughter, holding on to the wall and puffing and puffing with their mouths.

Although it is unethical to ridicule others for being cuckolds, these two are not good people.

They cuckolded, and that is very satisfying!

“friends.”Gu Fei still didn’t laugh. In the golden eyes, he was always dedicated,”This is called evil being rewarded.””

“Who would have thought that the MLM leader and the top management have such a deep connection?”

“This is what people are doing, and God is watching. God can’t stand it anymore, God is cuckolding!”

Gu Fei humiliated these two guys in front of the live broadcast, making netizens roll under the table

“Pfft haha! Mom, please listen to my explanation, I am really watching the live broadcast of Fa Popularization!”

Little bastard! How popular is your family?

“Brother, lend me a light. I just dropped my lighter in the toilet. Oops, hahahaha!”

“Wife, don’t be angry, I really didn’t mean to spray rice on your face!”

Accidents continue all over the country, and the lethality of Golden Eye is well-deserved.

…………

At the scene, Mr. Zheng, who was separated by two police officers, stared at each other.

Baring his teeth, he wanted to bite off a piece of the other person’s flesh to relieve his hatred!

Although they can’t use their hands, they can use their mouths.

Fragrant moment!

“Hahaha! I didn’t expect your wife to be that woman. God knows how many men she has slept with, you green-haired turtle! Hahaha”

“Zheng, you bastard! The fortune teller yelled,”Where are you going, hahaha!” Still want to coax Xiao Rong? It turns out they are the same kind of thing! Haha, laid-off female worker at the bathing center!”

“Nonsence!”

Mr. Zheng sprayed water on the other party’s face.

“I bother!”

The fortune teller replied with a smile.

The two of them kept cursing, which made Gu Fei conclude again:”This is called a gentleman who talks but does not use his hands. You two are both gentlemen.”

Whispering words, don’t you see, this is how eloquence should be used

“Haha, Brother Fei is so talented, a gentleman in Liang Shang talks but doesn’t do anything!”

After a few minutes, these two guys cursed all the curses they could.

They were breathing heavily and staring at each other with big eyes.

“You are despicable!”

“You are shameless!”

“You bastard!”

“I rub you……”

I can’t scold anymore, I’m tired, and my heart is tired.

Suddenly, the fortune teller cried loudly

“Why am I so miserable! My wife is that kind of woman, and I have been with her for more than 20 years! Give birth to a son, but I don’t know if he is my son!”

It’s tragic!

This is called evil being punished!

After being infected by the fortune teller’s emotions, Mr. Zheng sobbed and cried.

It is said that men do not shed tears easily because they have not reached the point of sadness.

A pair of evildoers Brothers in distress……

“Am I not going to suffer? Mr. Zheng also cried and complained,”When I was a child, I was shadowed by the woman next door. When I grow up, the women I meet are all the same!””

“Now that Xiaorong has even deceived my feelings and ruined my innocence!”

A traditional man like me has fallen for a special career woman!

God has no eyes!

When Mr. Zheng said that his innocence was ruined, netizens burst into laughter……

“Ah poof! This man is extraordinary, haha, this is the first time I heard a man say that he is innocent.”

“Hahaha! I never expected that the MLM leader would be an innocent man.”

After crying for a while, the two of them looked at each other and seemed to have found a soulmate.

“brother!”The fortune teller shouted sadly to Mr. Zheng,”It’s okay, I’ll be with you!””

We two will sit in jail!”

“elder brother!”

Mr. Zheng gave a heart-wrenching cry, which puzzled Officer Li on the side.

Good guy, you two were fighting to the death just now, and you wanted to eat each other.

Now, you are actually brothers?

“We are both fallen people in the world, so why should we have known each other before, haha! Absolute, absolutely amazing!”

“Oh shit, this sound made me roll off the sofa.”

“Green is green, have these two guys found a common language?”

If it weren’t for the handcuffs, the two of them would have hugged each other and cried uncontrollably.

What a touching brotherhood.

Tears behind bars, brotherhood!

The plot was so bizarre that Officer Li licked his lips, not knowing what expressions to use to face it.

“Ah, what else can I say?”

Officer Li spread his hands, feeling very innocent.

How did I know that Golden Eye was doing this?

Is this still a live broadcast of law enforcement?

The group outside had already fallen down laughing.

“Ah… almost almost.”The leader of the police station put his hands on the wall. He underestimated Golden Eye’s ability once again.

He almost lost the majesty of his boss.

The two criminals cleared up their past grudges, called themselves brothers, and cried together.

This is called”overcoming the tribulation wave” Brothers are here, and when we meet, we smile and let go of grudges.”

You’ve been cheated on, and I’ve been cheated on too.

Sure enough, women are like clothes, and brothers are like brothers and sisters!

The ancients never deceived me!

Good brothers, let’s go together for the rest of our lives!”

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It’s crazy. The whole live broadcast room was laughing like crazy.

“I’ll watch the recording next time, girl, the live broadcast is hilarious!”

“Brothers, I only admire Brother Fei. How did he do it? Isn’t this even laughable?”

At the scene, the other GoldenEye staff couldn’t hold it any longer and kept laughing wildly. In the satellite TV building, Director Zhao rolled off his chair again and sat on the ground laughing.[]

One brother and one sister were no longer what they should be, beating their chests and beating their feet. assistant?

Their assistant was also rolling on the ground… and Wang Bing’er, a young actress from CCTV, was educated by the leader because of her laughter.

“I say to you, Bingbing, don’t watch the live broadcast while working!”

So, the leader took Wang Bing’er’s tablet away and started reading it himself.

“Ha ha ha ha! Ouch! Ouch!”

The leader held his stomach and almost rolled to the ground.

What kind of weird program is this?

Why doesn’t our CCTV have such interesting programs?

…………

This pyramid scheme case has finally come to an end.

The rest of the matter will be left to the police, while Gu Fei will wrap up this episode of GoldenEye.

“MLM is as deep as the sea. No one gets rich, everyone is in debt!”

“At the same time, this incident tells us that we should not be too stingy. Look at this MLM leader, who is rich himself, yet he doesn’t want to part with a piece of meat when ordering takeout for those under him?”

Gu Fei summed it up brilliantly, and the barrage flew up in the live broadcast room.

“As long as you order a piece of meat, the MLM gang will not be taken over!”

Internet storm!

Gu Fei’s complaint once again swept the hot searches

“Haha, what Brother Fei said is wonderful! As long as you order a piece of meat, I won’t doubt it”

“See, if you add an extra piece of meat to the takeout, Brother Fei won’t uproot your pyramid schemes, haha.”

After summarizing MLM, Gu Fei talked about the melon-eating murderer.

“Be careful when watching, and be cautious when eating melons. I really can’t understand the operation of the fugitive, sister Zilong is a bit harsh!”

“Paying attention to people’s livelihood means focusing on hot topics. This ends this issue of”Golden Eye”. See you in the next issue!”

A case within a case, although it has no connection, a devil was caught, and the whole network cheered. The live broadcast ended, and the aftermath spread like a tsunami.

After a day of running around and hosting, Gu Fei was finally able to return to his small single apartment ri.

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“Hey, there are so many things going on today……”

I originally thought I was just destroying a den, but a lot of weird things happened.

Are all criminals today so unique?

After resting for a while, a familiar system voice sounded

“Congratulations to the host for completing two hot news interviews and winning two lucky draw opportunities.”

In the pyramid scheme incident, there is also a free murderer.

“Extract!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for acquiring the skill – Light Bulb Encyclopedia!”

What kind of weird skill is this?

Let me be a light bulb – surely it will work?

But all the knowledge about light bulbs still flooded into Gu Fei’s mind.

It is said that it is a light bulb, but it is actually the professional knowledge of all lighting sources…

From Ai Since Dickson invented the light bulb, now all kinds of lighting appliances are blooming.

Well, it’s better than nothing…

There’s also a chance to draw a lottery, I hope it’s not weird.

“Keep pumping!”

“Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting 10 attribute points!”

“NICE, perfect!”

His luck is overwhelming, and he has drawn an extremely important attribute point!

Immediately, Gu Fei gave himself a reasonable distribution of various attributes. After a warm feeling, his strength strengthened a little bit again.

Host: Gu Fei

Temperament: 145 (average 100)

Qi Field: 135 (average 100)

Intelligence: 147 (average 100)

Physical fitness: 145 (average 100)

Skills: Comic master, architect master, karate champion, makeup master, light bulb encyclopedia

“There is a big gap between me and the real boss, but it’s okay, I’m making rapid progress!”

After a tiring day, go to bed early.

The next day, Gu Fei, who was full of energy after resting, returned to the Satellite TV Building

“Brother Fei is awesome! Haha, I am your fan too!”

“Fei Ge Qiang, GoldenEye will return to the satellite TV program soon, right?”

Take the elevator to the 7th floor, and Gu Fei enters the program office.

Yesterday, he received a call from the station director, saying that the office of the Golden Eye program team has been changed.

Yes, the station director personally supervised the change of the original small office to 7 Big office!

Everything is in line with the hit show!

“Now Director Zhao really takes care of Golden Eye!”

“yes.”Xiao Lu, the show’s logistics supporter, looked at the backstage data and beamed,”Who told Fei Ge to be strong? Our Golden Eye is awesome!”

After arriving at the office, Gu Fei continued to read online reviews of this program.

“A positive energy program that looks a little crooked”

“Weird, funny and fun entertainment program”

“What! GoldenEye is actually a people’s livelihood news program, only a ghost would believe it!”

This generation of netizens are all jokers.

“You bad old man is so bad, I believe you!”

“Good men live with good women, and bad women like us live with bad men. Teacher Xiaomei is right!”

“Sister Zilong cut off her children and grandchildren with one kick, and Brother Fei cut off his fans with one kick. Don’t be afraid of such inferior fans!”

“The two legendary MLM criminals both called themselves brothers and cried because of the green grassland above their heads!”

“It’s so tragic that a pyramid scheme case actually resulted in a pile of cuckolds higher than a mountain!”

“As long as you order a piece of meat, the MLM gang will not be taken over!”

Looking at various reports on the Internet, Gu Fei was a little entranced, and the time came quickly to noon.

The hotline of the Golden Eye program team rang again.

After a while, the little man who answered the hotline had a distorted face and reported the situation to Gu Fei

“Brother Fei, you’ve had your meal, right?”

“This time, another heavy flavor? ?”

Gu Fei was puzzled. The last time he had a bad taste was when he pooped on a construction site tower crane.……

“Um.”Xiao Lu nodded quickly and explained the situation in general.

The matter was urgent, and Gu Fei immediately led the program team to Xihang People’s Hospital.

Upon arrival at the hospital, the Golden Eye live broadcast started again

“Ah, has this started airing?”

“Wow, it started again! Will it be so weird this time?”

In an instant, the live broadcast room was overcrowded.

Countless people sat in rows, chatting and watching the show.

“Hello audience friends, we are now at Xihang People’s Hospital. We are about to go to the inpatient department to resolve a dispute……”

On the way, Gu Fei met the patient’s attending physician

“Hello doctor. Gu Fei said in the interview,”Um, can you tell us about the patient’s condition first?””

“Hello everyone. The doctor also watched the GoldenEye live broadcast and did not expect to be on TV.”Please rest assured that the patient is fine after emergency rescue. His vital signs are stable and he can be interviewed.””

Then, the doctor told the curious water friends the specific situation.

“Boom!”

The live broadcast room exploded again!

“Walter, in what age are there still such unlucky people?”

“Ah this? It’s so miserable, it hurts just thinking about it”

“How tragic! Heartbreaking! A man’s lower body exploded!”

In fact, many people have thought about this kind of thing and been afraid of it.

Curiosity has arisen again.……

“Brother Fei, please show us that unlucky guy.”

“It’s a miracle that these people can survive!”

Under the leadership of the doctor, Gu Fei came to the ward.

The Golden Eye’s live broadcast footage also fell very sharply on the unlucky victim…