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“Mr. Sun, from now on you will be called Sun Aiguo! Lightbulb is patriotic!”

“A small light bulb contains countless patriotic sentiments, how great!”

It is really Mr. Sun’s extraordinary performance that has opened the door to a new world for netizens.

The popularity has skyrocketed like crazy!

Only foreigners have always cheated us, and it is finally our turn to cheat foreigners. We have taken a huge step in history.”

In fact, it is not convenient to disclose how the foreign trade products of Mr. Sun’s company passed local inspections.

But I am happy today!

It feels like I have been a Han girl who has been lurking in the enemy’s army for many years, and was finally exposed. Don’t shoot your own people!

“Host, actually doing business is all about human nature.”

“Don’t think that it’s the same in China, but it’s similar abroad.”

“Why do you think I keep going abroad on business trips?”

“For some things, just communicate more with others and eat, and it will be done.”

In a subtle way, Mr. Sun used hints to tell how his company’s junk products passed foreign testing.

Problems that can be solved with money are not problems!

Interest and wealth are what everyone is interested in.

He bet That’s right!

After opening up foreign markets, cut corners and don’t make profits too scary!

The pitfalls are real pitfalls, and you only make money from foreigners!

“I’m convinced, Comrade Sun Aiguo is corrupting capitalism, haha”

“So poisonous! This is called being gentle to our compatriots at home, but being harsh to foreigners, right?”

Such a black capitalist, please come more!”

“Mr. Sun, the price of raw materials is rising now, but the price of your domestic products has not increased, right?”

Gu Fei has done a detailed investigation and found that all other lighting brands have increased in price, but Hangyu Lighting does not have the”363″

“It is true that domestic prices have not increased, but the prices of our exported goods have increased. One comes and one goes to offset the increase in raw material prices.”

What a good guy, not only do you use low-quality products abroad, but you also transfer all the domestic price pressure to foreign countries.

It’s so unconscionable!

“Awesome, Comrade Sun Aiguo is a damned profiteer in the eyes of foreigners! Haha, but to us he looks like a living Bodhisattva”

“Ouch, Xiaoguang’s dad is so showy. He is obviously very shameless, but I enjoy watching it.”

Quality is the life of an enterprise, is what Mr. Sun said.

However, this sentence is only applicable domestically and is not valid abroad.

The old double standard.

I was shocked. Many corporate CEOs who watched the live broadcast were completely confused.

“Why is this Mr. Sun so deceptive yet his popularity is getting higher and higher!”

“No, this kind of profiteer is too ruthless. Why are so many comments praising it?”

What’s going on in this world? Are all these entrepreneurs out of touch with society?”

“You don’t understand.”

Jiangnan Satellite TV, Director Zhao watched the live broadcast and smiled:”I came from that difficult era, and I know how difficult it is for each generation of our country.”

Why do netizens praise Mr. Sun?

Of course they know that Mr. Sun’s behavior is very shameless and despicable.

But it’s refreshing!

Why is it refreshing?

Because this is what foreign countries do, and now it’s our turn.

The joy of revenge.

Netizens What we need is attitude, what we need is this kind of double standard!

“The quality of exported products is poor, but the quality of domestic products is good. For this reason alone, I give Mr. Sun a thousand likes!”

“We don’t like to be double-standardized. If we must have double-standards, please domestic companies leave good things to us! We are our own people, right?”

We are our own people,” made many people cry.

I hope that one day, the Chinese people will not deceive the Chinese people, and will no longer be reduced to empty talk.

Tears and laughter will fly together, cheating and praise. The live broadcast room suddenly turned into tears. The eyes and the ocean of laughter are messy…

Mr. Sun is praised because he keeps the good things for his own people, and then throws the garbage, uh… abroad.

Why is it that exports are good but domestic sales are bad?

We compatriots are not worthy. Using the same quality products as foreigners?

Please don’t cheat your own people. If you want to cheat, can you cheat others?

To deal with shamelessness, be shameless!

“Ha ha ha ha! I have been taught, I have been taught, today’s patriotic education opened my eyes!”

“Comrade Sun Aiguo! Light bulb patriotic guide!”

“I sell defective products to foreign countries and keep good products at home, playing double standards, so I am patriotic!”

“Yes, I am excellent in Chinese every time, but I never fail in English. Why? Because I am patriotic!”

“Why is Comrade Sun Aiguo patriotic? Because he deceives foreign countries, this wave is called curve patriotism!”

The style of the live broadcast has once again become super silly.

“Ah this……”

In the police station, all the police officers watching the live broadcast were speechless.

Comrade Sun Aiguo, you are so showy, you want to laugh us to death, right?

“Ahem, I will buy an energy-saving lamp from Hangyu Lighting tomorrow to save my worries.”

“This wave, this wave of advertising is awesome!”

No one expected that the plot would be reversed in such a strange way. It attracted countless fans!

At the scene, the Director of Quality Supervision was also watching the live broadcast. Friends called Mr. Sun Comrade Sun Aiguo, making him hold his stomach and laugh wildly.

Today’s young Man, oh, I can’t stand it.……

“Hahaha! Mom, look, dad has become Comrade Sun Patriot!”

At home, Xiao Guang is watching the live broadcast with her mother.

“Comrade Sun Aiguo, poof!”

Mr. Sun’s wife covered her mouth and laughed wildly. This generation of netizens are really talented!

However, Comrade Sun Aiguo’s slutty tricks and a lot of

“In fact, there are many grades in overseas markets”

“The difficulty and methods of promoting our products vary from place to place.”

Then Mr. Sun showed netizens how to”scam people all over the world””

“In Africa, quality doesn’t matter, as long as it shines!”

“In Eastern and Western Europe, there is a lot of emphasis on atmosphere. When dining with them, you should pay attention to these things.……”

“The land of America, where bandits start, as long as they have enough profits……”

What a shame, dealing with shameless people in a super shameless way.

You think it’s black plus black, hey, I’m the one who gets cramps in my hands from counting money!

Breathtaking.

Don’t talk about logic with robbers, and don’t talk about emotions with capital. Interest comes first.

I will give you benefits in exchange for greater benefits for me.

What is quality? Rubbish!

“The quality of the light bulbs we export does not have to be very good, so other people’s grandparents will not have to replace them for three generations, right?”

Mr. Sun has a lot of fallacies. Fortunately, they are all used abroad.”

“The light bulb doesn’t have to last long; if it breaks, people need to buy new ones. Moreover, light bulbs are consumables, and few people care about quality. This is how I play abroad, and I haven’t had any trouble yet.”

Walking on the edge of having the lowest quality but not having any trouble.

Taking cost control to the extreme.

This theory is exactly the same as that of my brother-in-law.

“As expected of Comrade Sun Aiguo, I wanted to laugh when I heard such shameless words!”

“Haha, your brother-in-law said the same thing yesterday, and you kicked him out. Oops, it turns out that you, Sun Aiguo, are the real black-hearted villain. You are more ruthless than your brother-in-law!”

…………

“Mr. Sun, what made you have this idea?”

Gu Fei also wants to know why Sun Aiguo is so patriotic.

“Host, do you think foreigners think highly of us?”

Suddenly, Mr. Sun asked a question that silenced all water friends. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

“I think people from any country will admire those who love their motherland. If you want to be respected, you must first be a person worthy of being respected.”

Not just foreigners, but us too.

Gu Fei’s answer made Mr. Sun couldn’t help but applaud.

“Bang bang bang!” well said![]

“I encountered something before.”Mr. Sun told everyone what happened in front of him in the past.

Once when he went abroad, he and others met with a client.

The client was a blond and blue-eyed Westerner.

At that time, the other person kept nodding and bowing to the Westerner, like licking a dog.

But Sun No, there was even a quarrel with the other party due to business differences.

As a result, the Westerner chose to cooperate with Mr. Sun, without even looking at the person who licked him.

So, Mr. Sun asked the other party, why did he choose to cooperate with him?

“Do you know what the Westerner said?”

“What?”

“he said to me contemptuously——”It was also at that time that Mr. Sun saw the true nature,”I don’t like dogs.”

This wave, this wave is called dog licking. In the end, there is nothing left!

“Hahaha! It makes so much sense, I’m speechless!”

“That’s right! Who would respect a dog licker? It is always people who deserve respect!”

You must love yourself and love your motherland. Only then will people from other countries think highly of you.”

“When dealing with Westerners, don’t lick. Mr. Sun said a famous saying that made countless entrepreneurs feel ashamed,”Even if you slap someone, it’s better than licking a dog!””

Only by being confident can you become strong!

Only by being strong can you gain respect!

Be taught! Be taught!

“Comrade Sun Aiguo, your patriotism education has benefited people a lot!”

“All in tears! This is called patriotic education! I really cried, but I just cried with laughter.”

“Damn it, it is indeed the golden eye, it is simply a wonderful book���, now here comes another Comrade Sun Aiguo, right?”

There are too many people who suddenly exploded in Golden Eyes 0…

For example: Aunt Liar, Dog Doberman, Little King Next Door, Master Niu, Otaku Xiaoguang, Sister Zilong, Master Erxianqiao, Shit Guy, Underworld Delivery Guy, Master Carver from Cattle Grocery Store, Mr. Zheng and the Fortune Teller, Teacher Xiaomei, Sha Shouxia and so on.

And now this Comrade Sun Aiguo!

Soon, the interview with Mr. Sun ended.

The Director of Quality Supervision stood up to say goodbye. After standing up, he shook hands with Mr. Sun and said with a smile:”Then I’m leaving, Comrade Sun Aiguo!”

Suddenly, he realized that he had called him wrong and immediately changed his words.

Oh my god, these netizens are taking me astray!

“No, Mr. Sun, there was a slip of the tongue just now, a slip of the tongue!”

“Ha ha ha ha! Mr. Sun laughed,”Since you’ve called me that, boss, then that’s it.””

“Comrade Sun Aiguo, do I still have such a name?”

Mr. Sun doesn’t care. After today, his overseas business may suffer setbacks.

From now on, he will focus on domestic business.

If domestic consumers are still willing to pay the bill.

He is so cheating and shady. I wonder if these netizens are willing to support him.”…

I was so dumbfounded that the plot twist stunned all Phoenix Group executives.

“He actually became a positive figure?”

“Didn’t we agree to finish it off together? How did you become Comrade Sun Aiguo?”

The CEO is so angry. Their gaming chair has a quality problem and the brand is ruined.

But the other party’s light bulbs have a quality problem and were praised by netizens in the end?

I can’t understand this magical world.

“You are fired!”The president pointed at his brother-in-law who was sitting happily and shouted,”Get out! immediately! Don’t talk about your sister! Otherwise I will get divorced!”

Brother-in-law, this cancer must be removed.

“Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law, you can’t do this!”

“roll! The president issued a final warning,”If you don’t leave, I’ll put a light bulb in your mouth!””

I don’t know since when, the light bulb stuck in the mouth has become a large-scale social death weapon.……

…………

“This can all be related to patriotic education.”

“The magical golden eye, the omnipotent Fei Ge, awesome!”

“This lightbulb incident, haha, it’s so showy, it’s all a show of flowers, it’s all a weird operation!”

“Oops, when Fei Ge discovered the quality problem with the light bulbs, I thought he would bring out a profiteer, but he turned out to be a strange patriotic boss!”

The barrage after barrage made it difficult for Gu Fei to see.

How could this light bulb incident end like this?

People in the water could not have imagined it, even if they broke their heads…

Since the light bulb incident ended with laughter, Gu Fei also gave this issue GoldenEye comes to an end

“Cheating in marriage, almost becoming a ghost”

“What makes gaming chairs explosive is not just the quality, but also the weight.”

Gu Fei once again connoted Mr. Sima, making friends laugh and praised his talent. 0.3

Brother Fei’s limericks and rhyming ability, he is a great poet!

Then there is the Sand Sculpture Heroes, a strange family of three

“Don’t put a light bulb in your mouth. The result will be social death and medical attention.”

Toxic! Is it really so fun to put a light bulb in your mouth?”

“Comrade Sun Aiguo, even a small light bulb can be patriotic. This wave, this wave is called curve patriotism.”

Waiters, watch out, I’m not letting you trick people, but I’m letting you realize the true meaning from it.

“Patriotism takes on new forms! Who can be better than you in double standards?”

Such patriotism is very strange, but please have more double standards like this.

Thank you everyone for watching this episode of GoldenEye!

“Paying attention to people’s livelihood means focusing on hot topics. This ends this issue of”Golden Eye”. See you in the next issue!”

After leaving Hangyu Lighting Co., Ltd., Gu Fei returned to the urban area of Xihang City.

Time came to the evening again, and it was the familiar meal time.

Calling Du Bin, Gu Fei went to the Master Carver Beef Offal Shop for dinner.

The reason why The main reason I called him this guy was to see if the stupid behavior of swallowing light bulbs would leave any sequelae…

Arriving at the food street, Gu Fei saw Doberman with his cheeks still swollen.

“Fly…brother.”

Dupin’s speech became less fluent and more joyful.

“How long did the doctor say it would take for you to recover?”

“hehe……”Du Bin said awkwardly,”It will take a week to fully recover…”

The two of them entered the master carver’s grocery store, but only saw the master carver’s apprentice.

The engraving master is a famous model worker, but he’s not in the shop today?

“Isn’t the master carver here?”Gu Fei asked his apprentice

“Forehead……”The master carver and his apprentice hesitated, not knowing how to speak.

What is the appropriate way to speak about this kind of thing?.