Funny news GoldenEye, your source of happiness

“me!”The little sweet aunt was so anxious that she was sweating profusely,”Uncle policeman, let me tell you! I said!”

“Say it!”A policeman shouted,”Don’t hide anything!”

“Can you let go first? It hurts! It hurts so much!”

“OK!”

The policeman thought that the aunt did not dare to run away again, so he immediately let go of his hand and asked her to stand up.

At the scene, another person was stunned.

“younger sister?”

Xiaoguai’s mother looked at her biological sister, Xiaoguai’s aunt, with doubts in her eyes.

What happened?

Then, the aunt sat aside and began to be interrogated by the police and Gu Fei.

“Moderator, you are professional when it comes to questioning.”

The police comrades in Shuangfei City are also loyal fans of the Golden Eye program. They know that Gu Fei is extremely skilled.

At the beginning, let’s get to the point directly.

“How many of you are there in total?”

“There are three in total, not counting Xiaoguai.”

Nonsense, Xiaoguai doesn’t know anything. Of course he can’t be counted as a fraud gang.”

“Where are the other two people?”

“Also in Shuangfei City! The aunt replied regretfully,”We will hold a celebration banquet at the Shuanglong Hotel in a while!” Tomorrow, there will be a closing banquet!”

“Are you still having a celebration party? There’s also a banquet to be held! Just when I’m filming!”

“This auntie was eating melon seeds just now, haha, another person was caught eating melon seeds on the spot”

“Oh, feed me! When it comes to Golden Eyes, even liars start to make jokes.”

The aunt’s answer made netizens unable to hold back their laughter.

These scammers have great personalities. It’s really not easy to get the Golden Eye!

The scammers were so happy because they defrauded a lot of money! They even held a celebration banquet in a big hotel!

Even tomorrow They even finished the wedding banquet!

This script is awesome!

After hearing what his aunt said, Gu Fei asked with a smile:”Do you want to get a chance to redeem yourself and make meritorious service?”

“Think about it!”The aunt nodded repeatedly like a woodpecker,”What do you need me to do?”

“Very simple.”

Gu Fei has no demands. He only hopes that she will cooperate with him and the police to arrest the remaining two scammers.

All the money you defrauded will be returned to everyone!”

“Didn’t your accomplice watch the live broadcast? Gu Fei asked,”But it doesn’t matter if you look at it, you can’t run away.””

“Probably not.”The aunt lowered her head and replied,”They are so happy that they have no time to care about other things.”

The celebration banquet will start in 1.5 hours. Gu Fei and others will have plenty of time to listen to her confession.

“Tell me, how did you commit the fraud?”

“I said!”The aunt swallowed her saliva and glanced at the furious sister next to her.”At first, I didn’t know what was going on. When I discovered the problem, I couldn’t hold back.……”

Seeing my aunt like this, the curious little boy ran up and asked,”What’s wrong with my aunt?”

“Your aunt did something wrong.”Gu Fei explained to Xiao Guai,”I am accepting criticism.”

“oh. Xiaoguai looked at her mother with a smile and replied,”When Xiaoguai does something wrong, my mother will spank me.” If my aunt did something wrong, should she also be spanked?”

Tong Yan Wuji made everyone laugh.

“Ha ha! Although Xiaoguai is not well-behaved, he is really cute.”

“You want to trick me into having a daughter again, right? But let the country send me a girlfriend first!”

Then came my aunt’s confession.

“The main criminal and I used to be classmates. She later went abroad, but she returned to China some time ago.”

Hearing this, Gu Fei immediately took out his mobile phone, opened the overseas Duite account, pointed at the SASA blogger and asked:”Is this the account?”

“should be.”My aunt is an accessory and has no access to many things.” She once said that she would synchronize this matter abroad to see the effect.”

“You really think you are making a movie~!”

Several police officers were very happy. This is the first time they have encountered such a weird liar in so many years of work!

“Not surprisingly! Not surprisingly!”

They thought of Golden Eye and Gu Fei. Everything that appears in this ridiculous show is normal!

According to the aunt’s explanation, the other two of the three of them are awesome, and she is a helper.

“One is my former classmate, and the other is a director. I call him Director Guo.”

The most awesome of the three is Director Guo, who handles all the scripts and other work by himself.

Not long after the instructions were given, a nurse and doctor came in.

They were the two people who appeared in Xiao Guai’s life diary, but at that time No face shown

“what happened?”The nurse is my aunt’s best friend. She stared and asked,”You, weren’t you here to make a public service video?”

“yes! The doctor also looked cheating. He was the nurse’s boyfriend,”So he’s a liar?””

“Hey two, can you tell us about the situation?”

Gu Fei switched the interview subjects to the doctors and nurses who came in from outside.

Soon, the doctors and nurses told Gu Fei everything they knew about the situation.

More than three months ago, this aunt took Xiaoguai, and others A woman and the director came over.

Because the aunt and the nurse were best friends, she was unprepared.

“My girlfriend told me at the time that they were going to shoot a public welfare video in this ward of the hospital to draw more people’s attention to diseases and children!”

“The director also said that he hopes there will be more love in the world! let the world full of love!!”

“Do you believe it?”

“yes!”The doctor replied,”The director was very professional and presented a director’s qualification certificate, a script, a public service statement and a bunch of other things!”

Who would think of fraud?

And it’s just a short film shot in a hospital. What impact can it have?

The doctors and nurses didn’t know anything about the director and the charity industry, so they believed it.

Moreover, the director was also prepared to pay for the filming location.

“How can you collect money from this!”

At that time, the doctor asked the dean for instructions, but the dean refused on the spot and asked the doctors and nurses to cooperate with the filming!

“This is publicity, which is a good thing! Let the world be filled with love, come on!”

Anyway, they all believed it at the time.

“……”

Hilariousness strikes again, the entire live broadcast room goes crazy

“Ha ha ha ha! Public welfare short film, haha! It makes me laugh, the liars nowadays are so damn talented!”

“This is really a heifer visiting relatives – so awesome, hahaha”

“let the world full of love! Hahaha, why would such words come from the mouth of a big liar?”

The liars in Golden Eyes are more talented than the last!

When the doctor explained the situation, the dean also rushed over.

“oops.”The dean complained to the golden eye lens,”It’s hard to guard against, who would have thought!”

I thought I was doing something good, but in the end I helped the tyrant and the liar!”

“Dean, this matter has nothing to do with you. Gu Fei consoled him,”You did good things, but it’s a pity that you were taken advantage of.””

Then, the doctors and nurses who were indirectly involved in the performance took out a document

“Host, look, this is the confidentiality agreement we signed.”

This public welfare shooting was not convenient for disclosure to the outside world.

So Director Guo asked the two to sign an agreement.……

“Ha ha ha ha! The confidentiality agreement is out, this drama is so similar! Niu Niu Niu! Director Guo Da is awesome!”

“Confidentiality agreement, pfft, in order not to leak the information, this group of liars did everything possible.”

This is how the hospital is solved. (To read Baoshuang novels, go to Feilu Novel Network!)

Show! The Show of Tihua!

The liar does not play tricks in the dark, but is open and aboveboard!

“Let the world be filled with love, and then let your wallets be filled with money, right?”

“The scammer actually went directly into the hospital to film in public. Under the banner of public welfare, 666!”

“��Ha ha! You can’t blame the doctors, nurses and dean. I would have fallen into the trap. Director Guo is so talented!”[]

You, Director Guo, wouldn’t you use such an awesome talent in a righteous way?

“Brothers, I am becoming more and more curious about this Director Guo!”

“Director Guo truly integrates art into life, ah! It’s art integrated into deception!”

There’s something strange about Golden Eyes. Director Guo is definitely not a simple person!

After clearing the hospital stage, the official filming phase began.”

“Xiaoguai, I have brought this child up since childhood.”

Xiaoguai’s mother is usually busy with work, so her sister takes care of the children.

So Xiaoguai believes whatever her aunt says.

Looking at Xiaoguai next to her, her aunt smiled and said,”Since childhood, this child has been talented in acting!”

“What acting talent do you have?”

Gu Fei felt that Xiaoguai had something to say, so he handed over the microphone.

Seeing the microphone and the camera, Xiaoguai instantly felt that he was a glorious star.

“Xiaoguai is very good at acting. When I broke a vase at home, I would pretend that it was the cat who did it. Hee hee, mom believes it”

“Also, last time my dad didn’t buy me a toy, I just pretended to be pitiful and finally bought it!”

“In fact, I tore the new clothes my mother bought last time, but I acted like I didn’t know and it wasn’t noticed.”

“……”

You child, are you exposing yourself in front of your mother?

“Xiaoguai——”The mother on the side snorted coldly,”You are so good!”

The little girl naturally did not hear her mother’s irony.

“of course!”Xiao Guai waved his arms and boasted,”Xiao Guai is the best!”

I can’t stand it. Why is this little naughty boy so lovable!

“Hahaha! I really want to have a daughter like this, even if I have to tear down my family every day!”

“This kid will definitely be spanked by his mother when he comes home, hahaha!”

Children can always make adults laugh.

After a few words from the little boy, the female host of the real show was amused.

The rest of the media present also laughed so hard.

Did they promise to make people cry?

In the end, they all cried with laughter!

“Xiaoguai’s performances are basically repeated over and over again.”My aunt praised,”It took two days to shoot. It was easy at the beginning, but then the difficulty of the makeup and props skyrocketed.”

At that time, my aunt really thought it was just a short charity video.

Until the other party promised to give her money, and asked if she wanted to make more money?

“Want to earn over 10,000 a month?”

At that time, the mastermind used banknotes to attract my aunt to join the gang.

Coupled with Director Guo’s various brainwashing and inducements, my aunt began to help run”Xiao Guai’s Life Diary”, such as opening a small account to appeal for donations.

Others, there was no What are you doing?

“you!”Little good mother pointed at her sister, annoyed and angry,”How could you do such a thing! Xiaoguai is your niece!”

“It’s just acting, not serious.”My aunt argued,”Sister, I know I was wrong.……”

“It is indeed an act, but the acting is fake. Gu Fei reminded,”But cheating money is true.””

Because of a small profit, Xiaoguai became a little girl with terminal leukemia.

I have to say, this little girl’s acting skills are awesome! She looks so similar that the professional director and actors didn’t notice the problem!

“In order to make the videos and photos realistic, we not only borrowed various instruments from the hospital, but also had Director Guo’s professional makeup.”

Xiao Guai’s pale face, bruises under the skin, and pinholes on her arms.

It’s all makeup!

“Director Guo is awesome! Your professional skills in making movies will definitely win Oscars!”

“Damn it! He is obviously an international director, so why do you want to be a liar to get money?”

“Damn it, this is not a trick, it’s art!”

This script is written to kill all kinds of tear-jerking movies!

You must meet this great director (De Nuo Zhao))！

“In fact, in the beginning, Director Guo wanted Xiao Guai to shave his head in order to make the effect of leukemia treatment realistic.”

“？？？？？？”

Can this be tolerated?

Xiaoguai’s mother yelled:”You, you, you! I left Xiaoguai in your care, and you pushed her into the fire pit?”

“Why didn’t you tell your mother?”

Xiaoguai’s mother looked at her daughter angrily. Who is this girl kissing?

Her own mother doesn’t know anything about Xiaoguai’s video.

“My aunt said it should be kept secret.”

Xiao Guai hooked her little hands and pouted her mouth in a cute way, hoping her mother wouldn’t be angry.

“sister! Don’t worry!”My aunt explained,”Director Guo wants to shave my little boy’s hair. How can I agree to this?”

It’s OK to shoot videos, but you can’t hurt the child!

So Director Guo once again used techniques such as headgear and makeup to make Xiaoguai’s hair”fall out.”

Professionalism, this is called professionalism!

The final effect is Xiaoguai’s life The diary… the filming was completed three months ago.

It took three months to deceive countless people!

Yesterday, Xiaoguai fell because of his naughty behavior. It was my aunt who brought her child here to see a doctor.

Everyone knows what happened after that.

Absolute! Absolutely amazing!

Although Xiaoguai is very healthy, it does not mean that the sins of the liar can be forgiven.

“What are the names of the other two?”

“Director Guo, I don’t know.”The aunt confessed,”The other one is my former classmate, named Ling Shasha!”

Ling Shasha is the ex-girlfriend of the patriotic brother Zuo Zechen when he was abroad.

It’s all connected!

Hearing this name from the live broadcast, Zuo Zechen, who was in Xihang, had murderous intent in his eyes!

“GoldenEye, your bullshit show, you tricked me, right? ?”.