I Really Don’t Want To Be a Trainer

In the living room.

The biting land shark is chewing the scales of the dragon with a 'click'.

The blond beauty raised her gray pupils and stared at Lu Ye quietly.

Lu Ye said helplessly: "Okay, I'll cook now!"

Sirona smiled slightly, brushing away the blond hair on her forehead, "I can also help."

"No, you can't compete with Ghost Stone for housework." Lu Ye said with a serious face,

"It will be in a hurry!"

"Koujie!" Ghost Stone nodded seriously with a sullen face.

Sirona covered her mouth and chuckled, and asked, "Then what should I do?"

"I'll fuck you, little guy." Lu Ye's face was full of pain,

"Remember, you can't put your head in its stomach, I haven't smoked it once!"

"Buyi?! (*｀盘*)"

Ibrahimovic slammed into Lu Ye's arms, but Lu Ye easily grabbed the back of his neck, and his short legs kicked wildly in the air.

"Buyibuyi! (〃＞皮＜)"

Lu Ye smiled triumphantly.

Little boy, I can avoid Ghost Stone's tongue licking, but I'm still afraid of your impact?

Although my physique is not as good as that of a super rookie, I, Teacher Lu, dodged MAX anyway!

Just proud of it, Ibrahimovic bit Lu Ye's hand.

Lu Ye:?

He was about to cry out in pain, but the pain he imagined did not come, instead it seemed to be bitten intimately.

"Buy!"

Ibrahimovic was taken aback, thinking he had used too much strength.

Seeing that Lu Ye was safe and sound, the little guy blushed immediately.

"I will take care of the two elves."

Sirona smiled and said, "You can go out without worry."

"Um?"

"Aren't you going to go shopping?" Sirona blinked,

"Or... me with you?"

Lu Ye coughed and said, "It's not necessary, I can go by myself."

Sirona's return rate is too high.

If the Shanghai Association hadn't strictly prohibited the media, the news of the cohabitation would probably hit the headlines tonight.

With Sirona taking care of the two elves, it is more convenient to go shopping by yourself.

"Then I'll trouble you." Lu Ye nodded.

"What do you want to eat?"

The fatal question was thrown again, and Sirona rested her chin in one hand, sinking into a slightly tangled thought.

Lu Ye looked up at his watch, five minutes passed, Sirona finally hesitated and said:

"Whatever...whatever?"

Don't use questions to answer questions!

Lu Ye said with shame: "Then I will make the decision."

"Hmm..." Sirona nodded slightly.

Just as Lu Ye was about to go out, a sense of crisis suddenly flashed in his heart.

With lessons learned from the past, Lu Ye has rarely left the elves alone at home, fearing that the two of them would secretly demolish the house.

But today Sirona is watching...

It won't be possible to demolish the house again, right?

"It should be fine!"

Lu Ye nodded to himself and murmured,

"There is no food left at home, we still have to choose the ingredients carefully..."

...

Sirona stays at home alone.

Although she has stayed for one night, this is the first time Sirona has carefully looked at the residence of the opposite sex.

The furnishings are clean and tidy, even the quilts on the sofa are neatly folded.

Thinking of getting up this morning and opening the door vaguely in pajamas, Sirona blushed slightly.

The sun shines in from the window, the window is covered with green shade, and the noisy cicadas are heard, making the house more and more quiet.

Sirona smiled slightly, her deep gray pupils gradually softening.

"Help him as much as you can."

"Kou Jie!"

Ghost Stone, a hard-working little housework expert, cleaned the house so that it shined brightly.

Throwing down the broom hastily, dusting his paws on the apron, Ghost Stone took out a handout and grinned at Sirona.

"What's this?"

Sirona took the document and looked at the big black characters, a little surprised.

"Poisonous experience?"

"Koujie!" Ghost Stone nodded and smiled shyly.

"This is Teacher Lu's training notes."

Sirona nodded slightly, and murmured: "Quite a wonderful insight..."

No wonder Teacher Lu chose to cultivate Ghost Stone.

At least in the field of poison, this highly poisonous training method definitely has the level of a heavenly king.

"I'm not very good at poison, so I can't guide you in this regard."

Looking at the frustrated Ghost Stone, Sirona pulled her blond hair to her ears and smiled slightly.

"However, I can teach you other moves."

Ghost Stone was stunned for a moment, his eyes glowed with excitement: "Kou Jie!"

"It's also part of the thank you."

Sirona tied her long golden hair into a smooth ponytail, put on sunglasses, and said with a slight smile:

"Come on, Ghost Stone, I'll take you to training."

"Buy!"

Ibrahimovic rushed out in a hurry and yelled anxiously.

Sirona smiled and said, "Ibrahimovic, too."

"Buyi! (ω)"

...

Teacher Lu is choosing ingredients in the supermarket.

Putting the green pepper wrapped in plastic wrap into the shopping cart, Lu Ye's eyelids twitched and he sighed:

"What's the matter with this intense uneasiness?"

Lu Ye murmured: "It's not possible... These two days are obviously lucky for money."

"I must be worrying too much."

Lu Ye shook his head, put his anxiety to the back of his mind, and began to count the gains of this Masters League.

In addition to forcing a 50-50 split and using dragon scales to brush up a wave of goodwill for biting the land shark.

Lu Ye also took 'Repaying Gratitude' and 'Preemptive Claw'.

To be honest, they are all things that cannot be sold for money, which makes Teacher Lu really sad.

Two props rewarded by the system.

A legend and an epic quality, Lu Ye received it directly.

Epic-quality props are light green berries covered with sharp horns.

[Sand scale fruit: It hides the power of the sky and has the effect of increasing the speed of elves. (The prototype is snake skin fruit, also known as salak.)]

This new tree fruit variety is also unlocked in the system store, and the price is the same as the dragon fire fruit, 500BP.

According to the introduction of the system, the sand scale fruit is sour and sweet, even humans can eat it.

Lu Ye had a strange expression: "It always feels like... there are new snacks to eat."

This snack naturally refers to the snacks of Ibrahimovic and Ghost Stone.

Poor be poor.

But Mr. Lu is not going to grab the fruit with the elves.

Another legendary item really made Lu Ye a little excited.

With trembling hands, he clicked on the glittering golden card on the system interface, and the screen vibrated suddenly.

【Wow! legend! 】

[Black glasses: strange-looking glasses, after carrying them, a move that increases the evil attribute to a certain extent. (The appearance is no different from ordinary sunglasses.)】

Lu Ye's eyelids twitched.

From the appearance, it looks a lot like the sunglasses of the Jenny Turtle in the animation...

But are you sure you didn't just take a pair of sunglasses to deceive me? !

You can't sell it if you sell it. If you really tell others that it can strengthen the evil spirits, you won't be regarded as a fool by others.

"Forget it, Ghost Stone will like this."

Playing with this slightly punk sunglasses, Lu Ye said sadly:

"It's really not good, I can wear it as sunglasses, and I can save a few hundred dollars..."

The shopping cart is packed to the brim.

The recipe in Lu Ye's mind has already been decided, and Sirona should be able to get used to Japanese curry.

It took about two hours to come out this time, Lu Ye pushed open the door with big bags and small bags:

"I'm back!"

However, what surprised Lu Ye was that there was no one in the house.

On the table is a pink post-it note, a row of small characters written by Sirona in Japanese, and the aroma is still left:

"I took Ghost Stone and Ibrahimovic to training, and I will be back later."

How long are you talking about later?

It's almost time to eat...

It's okay to go to training secretly, but when I'm not at home...

Like an empty nester.

Lu Ye sat on the sofa tiredly, glanced at the large and small packets of ingredients on the table, and sighed long.

There is only one chapter today, and another chapter will be added tomorrow.