My Senior Brother is Too Steady

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Keng!

Keng!

In the quiet afternoon, the silky and smooth mountain guarding formation of Duxianmen shrouded the place.

On Xiaoqiong Peak, which is much shorter among the peaks, there is a rhythmic sound of percussion...

In the dense forest about ten miles north of the three thatched houses next to the small lake, a towering tree was also trembling with the sound of beatings.

Under the tree, a girl wearing a training uniform embroidered with orchids and grass, and a light purple silk-faced cloud scarf tied on her head, was swinging a large axe, her movements with an indescribable grace.

The girl was gritting her teeth and sending out a cordial greeting:

"If you don't let me use my magic power, what should I do if my legs and arms grow like that?

She is a female Qi practitioner!

Really, he said he wanted to watch others cut down trees, but what about people? I ran back to meditate again!

Hum hum, stinking senior brother, I'll cut you off by the roots, cut down the tree to remove the roots, all the roots will be gone, and not even a blade of grass will grow!

Give it to me, cut it off! "

Click——

The old tree slowly fell over, startling flocks of birds in the forest.

Suddenly, a cry came from behind:

"Are you...Xiao Ling'e?"

Lan Ling'e immediately became alert, holding the giant ax forward and immediately took off. When she landed, she turned around and looked up at the figure floating in the air. She always felt that she looked familiar.

The big gourd that is ten feet long, the female fairy sitting cross-legged on the gourd, the slightly dirty linen clothes... Damn it, the linen shirt is almost stretched open...

Uh, it turns out to be Uncle Jiujiu...

Lan Ling'e quickly put down her axe, raised her hands forward and bowed, thinking about the several sets of greeting templates set by her senior brother in her heart, she chose the one that best suited the occasion, and said softly:

"Disciple Ling'e pays homage to the wine master uncle. This disciple has a low cultivation level and was unable to greet him in time. Please don't blame me, master wine master."

"It's okay, there's no need to be so polite," Jiu Jiu looked at the smart and well-spoken young nephew below and felt quite fond of him.

Jiujiu put away the big gourd and jumped down from the air.

"Is your senior brother here? I have something to find him."

"Senior brother, he should be practicing," Lan Ling'e lowered her eyebrows and continued to say softly, "Uncle, please go and wait in front for a while. I will call the master to come out and greet him.

There is always room for poor hospitality in a humble house, I hope your uncle will forgive me. "

"Hey, there's no need to go to such trouble, I came here specifically to see your senior brother;

Since your master has become an immortal, let him stay in seclusion for a while and not disturb him. "

Jiujiu waved his hand, turned around and looked around, "Xiao Ling'e, what are you doing cutting wood?"

"It's a way of practice that makes my uncle laugh."

Lan Ling'e's answer was still watertight, but a little doubt arose in her heart.

What does this uncle do to his senior brother?

The Qi Refiners who become immortals live a long life, and there are many Taoist monks from different generations in their sect;

The uncle in front of me has a pretty face and curvy figures. Although he is a bit slovenly, he is also naturally beautiful and has abundant capital...

The point is, this Junior Uncle Jiujiu went out with his senior brother...

has a problem.

Lan Ling'e suddenly became alert, and with a slight thought in her mind, she wanted to ask Jiu Jiu's purpose in a subtle way.

But before she had time to speak, some ripples appeared on the ground not far away, and Li Changshou's figure slowly emerged and bowed his hand to Jiu Jiu...

A moment later, in Li Changshou's thatched cottage, Jiujiu and Li Changshou sat cross-legged on both sides of the low table.

She came to give Li Changshou a reward from this training conference. She also brought a thank you gift entrusted by Jiang Jingshan and placed two magic storage items on the low table.

Li Changshou was not polite and accepted it directly.

Seeing the several magic weapons, the treasure materials and spiritual stones piled in the shape of a hill in the storage ring given by Master Jiang, I felt a little relieved.

When he was exploring the Xiaoqiong Peak leyline just now, Li Changshou was still worrying about the treasure materials needed to build various large arrays. Once this gift of thanks came, most of the problems were solved directly.

Li Changshou asked: "Uncle Master, why didn't you go to Nanzhou with us?"

"Alas," Jiujiu sighed longly and lay weakly on the table. His eyes gradually lost their brightness. "I originally wanted to play with him, but when I returned to the mountain, I was left behind to hold him accountable until now. Come out of the Hall of Reward and Punishment.

Now I'm worried.

Some elders even punished me to abstain from drinking for three years, ah, they might as well tie me to a lightning pole and chop me down for three years..."

Li Changshou couldn't help but smile, and then he noticed that Jiujiu's little gourd magic weapon was gone. It must have been taken away by the elders in the sect.

It happened that Ling'e came into the room with tea. Seeing this situation, she immediately pursed her lips.

His posture was so casual, yet he got along so harmoniously with his senior brother...

There is indeed something wrong with this uncle.

After Lan Ling'e served the tea, she carried her futon to her senior brother's side, then knelt down obediently and deliberately pressed her arms close to her senior brother.

Jiujiu glared at this, "Eh? Is Changshou your disease?"

"There is no problem for my junior sister to come into contact with me, probably because I get along with my junior sister day and night," Li Changshou explained calmly, "When I come into contact with a woman other than my junior sister, it is still inevitable that I will have convulsions and other symptoms."

"Ahem! Ahem!"

Lan Ling'e covered her mouth and coughed. Judging from her slightly painful expression, it was definitely because she struggled to hold back her laughter.

"Oh, I see."

Jiujiu didn't have any suspicion at all. He lay there and sighed quietly, his eyes lost their light again, and he softly moaned feebly for a while:

"Three years, how can I survive these three years...

How can I retreat or practice without wine? I can’t sleep, I don’t have the energy to do anything…

This bastard Yuan Qing, if he gets involved in something, he will have to suffer for three more years. "

Li Changshou lowered his eyebrows in thought, touched his chin and pondered for a while;

Lan Ling'e, who was standing next to her, saw her senior brother's expression at this moment, and subconsciously moved to the side, sitting upright, not squinting, and not daring to speak at all.

She secretly glanced at the arc at the corner of Li Changshou's eyebrows and determined that this was a sign that her senior brother wanted to trick someone!

Whenever the senior brother shows this expression, one of them or the master will always be arranged!

"Uncle Bartender, why don't we discuss it."

"Huh? What kind of discussion?" Jiujiu responded weakly.

"Uncle Master cannot drink alcohol for the past three years. If you are unable to practice, why not help the disciples build some formations together," Li Changshou said sternly, "In return, the disciples will help you brew three kinds of extinct wines. It will be just for you, uncle, to enjoy after the New Year.

Moreover, there is also a drink that can be substituted for alcohol. "

"Extinct wine? A drink that can replace wine?"

Jiujiu immediately cheered up and sat up straight, "What is it? Are you trying to trick me into working for you for free?"

Let me start by saying that we don’t know anything about battle tactics. "

"Uncle Master just needs to use his immortal power to help stabilize the formation and suppress the turbulence of spiritual power." Li Changshou smiled calmly and asked, "Uncle Master, do you like drinking or tasting wine? Do you like the taste of wine or the feeling when you are drunk? Feeling like that?"

"Well..." Jiujiu muttered for a few times, "I think they are all there.

I entered the mountains when I was three years old, and the fifth senior brother who was responsible for taking care of me liked to make wine. Once, he accidentally threw me into a wine jar to take a bath, and I couldn't live without the contents of the cup.

It must be said that the taste of wine is very important, as is the light and tipsy feeling when you drink it until you feel comfortable. "

"Uncle, please take a look."

Li Changshou pointed to the teacup in front of him, took out a small jade pot from his sleeve, pulled out the stopper, and poured a drop of light green liquid into the teacup.

In an instant, a faint aroma spread out, and the cup of tea suddenly turned light green.

Li Changshou smiled and said, "Uncle, try it and see if you feel a little tipsy."

"Oh?" Jiujiu blinked lightly, held the teacup, and tentatively sniffed it in front of his nose. He only smelled a faint fragrance, then lowered his head and took a sip, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Raising her hand, she drank the cup of tea in one gulp.

Jiu Jiu's pretty face gradually blushed a little, her eyes began to become blurred, and she kept grinning.

"Good stuff... strong enough..."

Bang, the teacup fell on the table, Jiujiu slowly lay down, slowly turning over and over on the ground, and let out bursts of chuckles, and kept murmuring:

"Senior Brother Seventh, you are not ashamed. You cling to Senior Sister Sixth every day. You have been practicing dual cultivation for so many years and still can't give birth to a baby..."

"They are all in pairs. I am the ninth one and I deserve to be alone... Humph, when I become a heavenly immortal, I will snatch a few beautiful men back and pour wine and bathe me every day..."

"Xiao Changshou... You must never look down on your master... Your master was very powerful back then..."

Gradually, the snoring began to sound softly, Jiujiu hugged the futon, lay on the ground and fell asleep completely.

Lan Ling'e asked curiously: "Brother, what is this?"

"The Immortal Drunk," Li Changshou replied in a voice, "This is both a kind of intoxicating drug and a kind of fine wine, but it does not smell of alcohol. It has no other effect except making people drunk. It is originally Things that I eliminated.

According to ancient records, in ancient times, many immortals who liked what was in the cup would try this magical brew, but they all drank it directly into their mouths because they were too addicted to alcohol.

It itself is refined using a technique similar to wine-making, except that most of the wine-making uses fairy fruit and fairy grain, while the raw material of fairy drunkenness is thirty-two herbs. "

Lan Ling'e asked worriedly: "Is this enough for three kinds?"

Li Changshou smiled and nodded, looking at Jiujiu who was already asleep, thinking about the alchemy room he was about to complete, and replied in a voice: "Don't talk about three, thirteen can be made.

If we can have the help of true immortals, many ideas that could not be realized before will be possible now.

After the alchemy room is completed, the safety factor will be more guaranteed. "

"Okay," Lan Ling'e pursed her lips. She always felt a little... sense of crisis when she looked at her uncle, who was unexpectedly adorable after falling asleep.

So, two years later.

…

Bang!

The wooden door of Li Changshou's thatched cottage was kicked open, and Jiu Jiu, dressed in linen and with a worried face, rushed in furiously.

"Hurry! This month's gods are drunk and beauties are charming...

Not here?

Oh, why are you going to make alchemy again? Forget it, tie you to the medicine stove! "

Jiujiu stamped his feet, cursed in a low voice, turned around and jumped into the air, and was about to rush towards the dense jungle behind the thatched house.

But she suddenly stopped, tilting her head and staring at the dense and deep woods in front of her, feeling the spiritual energy flowing slowly inside, and her forehead was instantly covered with black lines.

She thought about the dozen or so embarrassing experiences she had been trapped in in the past six months...

If she had not known what was ahead, she would not have known that there were as many as twenty-eight open formations and seventy-six hidden formations, and they were all interlocking trap formations and maze formations...

"Where is the living gate? I really helped decorate this place?

This way? It doesn't seem right.

Or here?

Oh! The formations and stuff are so annoying!

Li Changshou, come out quickly! Otherwise I will tear down your mountain! "

A breeze blew through the forest, causing the trees everywhere to sway gently, and the flow of spiritual energy within them became much brisker.

Li Changshou's voice floated in the wind: "The formation has been solved. The disciples are guarding the alchemy furnace and it is inconvenient to go out to greet them."

Jiujiu blinked and cautiously moved forward more than ten feet. After finding that he was still safe, he angrily flew straight into the middle of the dense forest.

There, a small building with an elegant shape stood quietly, with wisps of fresh air floating out of it, and the fragrance of fresh medicine was everywhere in the forest.