Rebirth of the Film Emperor’s Beloved Wife

Chapter 32 Joke

After dinner, Su Yanyi returned to the bedroom. There were several shopping bags placed on the bed in the bedroom, and they were opened one by one. They were all the things she needed.

Little rabbit pajamas, giant panda pajamas, little turtle pajamas, and monkey-shaped pajamas, some are two-piece suits, and some are one-piece suits. Generally speaking, they can be described as cute.

Which suit should I wear first? Will Qin Jiran smile watching it? Su Yanyi is going all out, in order to make Qin Jiran laugh, occasional sacrifices are still necessary.

【Master, these clothes are so cute, master, please wear the little turtle first, the green turtle shell is so cute! 】Linglingyi's excited little voice made Su Yanyi twitch her mouth. She can only hope that Qin Jiran's aesthetics are the same as Linglingyi's.

Su Yanyi, who was wearing tortoise pajamas, pushed open the door of Qin Jiran's study. Qin Jiran was on the phone, his eyes reflexively looked at the door, and then his eyes widened in an instant, and he stood there in a daze. No sound could be heard.

"You, you..." Qin Jiran felt that his words were so poor at this moment, that he didn't know what to say!

The other end of the phone raised his voice and asked Qin Jiran what to say, and Qin Jiran finally had some reaction. He said something hastily to the phone and then hung up the phone.

"Keep busy, don't worry about me." Su Yanyi calmly walked to the side sofa and sat down while speaking.

Qin Jiran glanced at Su Yanyi cautiously, and also took a look at this green tortoise suit, and after struggling with his thoughts, he pretended to be nonchalant and said: "It's nothing, what are you doing?" Can you find me for anything, how about polenta tomorrow morning, fresh corn, very good."

Su Yanyi was very happy to hear that there was food, but seeing Qin Jiran's calm expression, Su Yanyi was a little disappointed.

Why is he not smiling? Isn't it ridiculous to wear such a stupid outfit?

Su Yanyi was a little unconvinced, and stopped sitting, stood up directly and walked in front of Qin Jiran, staring straight at Qin Jiran.

Qin Jiran was a little apprehensive, and took a step back uncomfortably, but his eyes only fell on Su Yanyi's face, and he didn't dare to look down at all, for fear of seeing Su Yanyi's tortoise costume and being ruined. Gong, if Su Yanyi said that he was laughing at her when she laughed, it would be bad, he didn't want Su Yanyi to misunderstand her again.

Su Yanyi was even more disappointed, she didn't even smile, it seemed that her decision to wear this stupid outfit was really a bit stupid.

"You're busy." Su Yanyi turned around and left after speaking. Since this road is blocked, he can only change another road.

Leaving behind Qin Jiran who didn't know what to do, Su Yanyi went straight back to the bedroom. After changing out of the turtle costume, she even threw a pile of clothes on the bed into the utility room, and never pretended to be cute again. She was so stupid .

At this time, Qin Jiran who was in the study seemed to be sure that Su Yanyi had left, so the corners of his mouth began to turn up, and he couldn't help laughing.

Then, Su Yanyi, who had just thrown away her clothes, heard the sound of the system.

[Congratulations to the host for completing the task once, one point will be added, the current point is seven, please continue to work hard for the host! 】

Qin Jiran, are you unresponsive? Su Yanyi stood there in a daze, thinking bitterly.

【Master, do you want to pick up the clothes? 】 Zero Zero One asked weakly.

"Cough, since I laughed, it's time to change the way." Such a stupid dress can be worn once, but thinking that Qin Jiran's smile this time seems to be because she was laughed at for doing something stupid, Su Yanyi I feel like my image is getting worse and worse.

At this time, Qin Jiran's thought was that it would be nice if Su Yanyi's appearance was photographed just now as a souvenir. Su Yanyi wearing a turtle costume is really cute. I don't know if Su Yanyi will be in the future. What to wear? If he still sees it, he must also remember to hold back his laughter. He must never let Su Yanyi know that he is smiling so happily because of her clothes.

Su Yanyi is a man of action, since he has made a plan to make Qin Jiran laugh, he will definitely hurry up and work hard, so the next night, just after dinner, Su Yanyi reappeared in Qin Jiran's study However, she is wearing normal clothes this time. The cotton home clothes make people feel very comfortable. Qin Jiran glanced at it. Although he felt a little disappointed, he felt that this kind of Su Yanyi was the most normal. of.

Qin Jiran looked at Su Yanyi, and habitually wanted to ask Su Yanyi what he wanted to do. After all, Su Yanyi had never looked for him when he had nothing to do before, but thinking of Su Yanyi's abnormalities these days, He swallowed the words he was about to ask, and changed his words: "Sit down, do you want some tea?"

Qin Jiran said that he has already poured a cup of tea for Su Yanyi, he likes to make a pot of tea to go to the study after dinner, today is black tea, Su Yanyi should not be too repulsed.

Su Yanyi did not refuse, and said calmly after taking a sip, "Let me tell you a few jokes."

Qin Jiran blinked his eyes, feeling that auditory hallucinations are really a disease, and they would pop up from time to time, making people anxious.

Before Qin Jiran could reply, Su Yanyi had already started talking.

"A reporter interviewed the director of a mental hospital and asked: 'What method do you use to determine whether the patient is fully recovered?' The director replied; 'We give him a test. We fill a bathtub with water and put a soup next to it. spoon and a big bowl to let them drain the water in the tank.’ The reporter said disapprovingly; Drop the stopper in the bathtub...'"

Su Yanyi's voice was very cold, every word and every word was very clear. He said he was telling a joke, but it felt like he was reciting poetry. Just ignore the content of the joke.

So when Su Yanyi looked at Qin Jiran expectantly, he only saw Qin Jiran's deep eyes, not a smile at all!

Why don't you laugh? Could it be that the joke is not funny?

"This isn't funny, I'll tell you another one, you have to listen carefully!" Su Yanyi also came here after being prepared, and searched for a lot of jokes on Baidu, so she must tell it until Qin Jiran laughed.

"Two mental patients, Mr. A and Mr. B, recovered at the same time. Their attending doctor said to them: 'If one of you falls ill, the other will send him to the hospital immediately.' Suddenly one day, the doctor's phone rang. It rang, and it turned out to be Mr. A: "It's terrible, Mr. B has been crawling in the toilet of my house since this morning, insisting that he is my toilet!" The doctor said anxiously: "Hurry up, take him to the hospital quickly." Ah!' Mr. A was silent for a moment: "Then, don't I have no toilet?""

This time, because of Su Yanyi's special reminder, Qin Jiran listened very carefully, and then Qin Jiran felt that he didn't know what kind of expression to show.

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